Green Lipstick
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?A: Because red means stop.
The Special Pig
One day a man drove by a farm and saw a three-legged pig. The...
Dog and Fox
What is the difference between a dog and a fox?About 5 drinks.
No Fishing!
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked...
Any last requests?
|A cowboy and a biker are on death row, and are to be executed...
Arguments
Any argument that a man and woman are involved in, the woman gets the...
Arriving at Heaven
|A soprano died and went to Heaven. St. Peter stopped her at the gate...
Learn your ABC’s – Mom Style!
A – Adult: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is...
A peculiar birthday card
This blonde goes into the drugstore looking for a birthday card. Sheasks the clerk...
Harrassment
A man walks up to a woman in his office each day, stands very...