Naughty, Naughty
One day a man came home from work to find his wife crying hysterically...
blonde and the washing machine
Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A:Because you can drop your load...
The headmistress at a girls prep school…
The headmistress at a girls’ prep school in the old South (circa 1959) calls...
Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?
Q: Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?A: It seats 500.
Ode to cranky men
|I chanced to pass a windowWhile walking through a mallWith nothing much upon my...
Girl Talk With Chelsea & Hillary
Chelsea Clinton was home for Christmas break. She was having lunch with her dear...
Handy guide to modern science
Handy guide to modern science:If it’s green or wriggles, it’s biology.If it stinks, it’s...
Where are my pyjamas?
A man calls his wife and says to her, “Honey, I just got the...
You might be a redneck if…prom
Your junior-senior prom had a day-care center.
George Carlin funnies!
George CarlinAds in Bills:Have you ever noticed that they put advertisements in with your...