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A man was carrying 2 babies, one in each arm while waiting for a...
Research paper excuses!
A college professor had just finished explaining how important it was that a research...
There is a guy from ARMY driving from West Point to the Meadowlands…
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Shootin Craps
Did you hear about the redneck who was shootin craps?He blew a hole in...
Tigger.
Why was Tigger lickin’ the toilet?Cause he was lookin’ for Pooh!
OLD NEVER DIES 13
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What Trip?
One of those discount airlines recently had a promotion where they offered free air-fare...
What does a woman of 40 have between her breasts that a woman of 20 does not?
What does a woman of 40 have between her breasts that a woman of...
What are you doing, Tommy?
Vicar: Whats that you’re doing, Tommy?Tommy: Sticking bangers up frogs arses, Vicar.Vicar: Rectum, Tommy.Tommy:...
Stockmarket
You might be a redneck if… You think the stock market has a fence...