Airline
A blonde buys a plane ticket to Miami. (It’s a coach Ticket). When she...
How did you do that??
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street.”Well, Morrie, how’s your warehouse business going?”. “Oy...
Pentagon and pencils
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Measurement of a Pole
An American is walking down the street when he sees a Polak with a...
HOW DOGS AND WOMEN ARE ALIKE
Both look stupid in hats.Both can eat 5 pounds of chocolate in one sitting.Both...
A bat joke.
A group of bats, hanging at the ceiling of a cave, discovers a single...
Half Drunk
Irritated Wife: What do you mean by coming home half drunk?Hubby: It’s not my...
Line Dancing
What’s 30 feet long and smells like urine?A country line dance at the nursing...
A man walks in to a doctors office…
A man walks in to a doctors office and says, “Doctor you must help...
Germans Retain Surnames
BONN, Germany (Reuter) — Thousands of Germans are keeping unfortunate surnames such as Kotz...