Fish jokes 06
|Why are gold fish orange?The water makes them rusty!Who held the baby octopus to...
A woman enters a butcher shop and asks…
A woman enters a butcher shop and asks the counter assistant,”Do you have pigs...
What is red and has seven dents?
What is red and has seven dents?Snow White’s cherry!
Two mates are having a chat over a beer…
Two mates are having a chat over a beer.”Do you like sheilas with bad...
Baldness in Men
As a man ages, it is natural that his hair starts thinning.It is a...
Ass-corked
Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices the other guy...
How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?
How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?They all gather around their cash registers and sing”What...
How to make an ugly baby…
Q: What sexual position do you use to make an ugly baby?A: Ask your...
60-year-old man
A 60-year-old man went to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor told him,...
Blubber trouble
Whales are mammals. Mammals have hair. SHAVE THE WHALES!