Why do mice have long tails?
|Why do mice have long tails?Well, they’d look silly with long hair!
Become more effective
|The unit engineer had just finished a talk on introducing mechanization in fatigue details....
How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home?
Q: How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home?A: They put parking meters on...
Joan, a rather well-proportioned & near-sighted secretary…
Joan, a rather well-proportioned & near-sighted secretary, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing...
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Q. What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree ?A. Hold on to...
The Rooster
A man was out driving in his car when all of a sudden a...
This old man!
A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three Hell’s Angels...
Soup you don’t want to eat.
What do you call a masterbating bull? Beef strokin’off.
Goofy Wundermints!
Why do banks charge you a “non-sufficient funds” fee on money they already know...
Your Job
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and your job?A: Your job still sucks...