I’ve got the lumber
|O’Toole worked in the lumber yard for twenty years and all that time he’d...
Clean Humor
|It seems three Irishmen, Sean, Michael and Tim, passed over at the same time....
What is the difference between a dog and a fox?
What is the difference between a dog and a fox? Eight beers.
Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the…
Q: Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of mountains?A:...
Man’s Intention
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?The same urge that...
Trapped On A Rock
There was a man that was stranded, standing on nothing but a rock in...
Must help the wife
|Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. “Boss,” he says, “we’re...
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?When she sits on your...
I think that I’m a chicken
|Psychiatrist: What’s your problem?Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has this been...
How do you tell if you’re making love to a nurse…
Q: How do you tell if you’re making love to a nurse, a schoolteacher,...