Attack Dog
A man wanted a big, verocious dog to protect his business, so he visited...
Do you know why single women cannot fart?
Do you know why single women can’t fart? Because, they don’t get assholes untill...
Bill Clinton in Hell
Bill Clinton dies and goes to hell. Satan is giving him a VIP tour,...
Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Q: Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?A: Mace.
Translating Menspeak
When He Says – He Really Means ———— – —————- Do you have the...
Any last requests?
|A cowboy and a biker are on death row, and are to be executed...
To Be a Dog
An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy of life:”When it all boils...
Without a horn
Judi went to a “Dude Ranch” on vacation. The cowboypreparing the horses asked if...
On their wedding night the husband was so self…
On their wedding night the husband was so self – conscious about the smallness...
Don’t ask any questions
A guy worked in an adult book store. One afternoon his friend walked in....