Dying Family
A Blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned...
12 days of Christmas (Santa Cruz style)
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Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says…
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says, “My wife isn’t as much fun...
What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?
What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?Scratching like hell to get...
What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?
Here’s a gross one:What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?They both stick their...
Phone Sex With Yo Moms
Yo mamma’s so nasty, I was havin phone sex with her and I got...
Simple Curiosity
My wife and I were watching some TV show the other nite where the...
The young playboy took a blind date to an…
The young playboy took a blind date to an amusementpark. They went for a...
Rush Limbaugh
Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit...
Mr. Greenberg was an illiterate immigrant…
Mr. Greenberg was an illiterate immigrant, but he worked hard, saved his pennies, and...