Insulting to women
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The computer prayer
|Our Morning Prayer . . .Our Hard Drive Which art internal Volume C by...
Mail carriers.
What kind of drugs are mail carriers not tested for?SPEED!
I want to appeal a case
|Lawyer: “Judge, I wish to appeal my client?s case on the basis of newly...
Miscellaneous terms
|Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s.Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What a...
Employer Quotes
Quote from a recent meeting: “We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday,...
BOSSES & TECHNOLOGY
BOSSES & TECHNOLOGYBoss: “My laptop computer is locked up. Can you help?”Dilbert: “Remember you...
The three truths in life
There are three truths in life:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah….2....
Bad convenience foods
|The Eight Worst Convenience FoodsAnd I thought nothing could top Hormel’s pickled eggs …...
The Blondes and the Spaghetti
What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?They both wiggle when you eat them.