Cockroach at the door.
A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang. When he...
Blind Pilots
Passengers on a small commuter plane are waiting for the flight to leave. The...
Oh boy!
The blonde says to her friend, “My boyfriend has the worst dandruff.”Her friend says,...
Things That Took Me Fifty Years To Learn
1.) Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the...
Build an Ark
Build an Ark The Lord said to Noah, “In six months, I’m going to...
Scared half to death
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Lottery Winner
This guy runs home and bursts in yelling “Pack your bags honey, I just...
Signs and notices 11
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign on an...
More Hose
A man who worked for a fire company came home from work one day...
Brand new
A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in...