Typist
A little girl was diligently pounding away on her father’s word processor. She told...
How do you clean a condom?
How do you clean a condom?Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out...
The Procrastinator’s creed
|1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
A construction worker came home just in time to find his wife…
A construction worker came home just in time to find his wife in bed...
Sheep Shagging
A researcher is conducting a survey into sheep shagging. First of all he visits...
10 things men know
10 things men know about women:——————————-1:2:3:4:5:6:7:8:9:10: They have tits
Perfectly healthy
“Doctor,” the embarrassed man said, “I have a sexual problem. I can’t getit up...
Job well done!
A man and woman were celebrating their 50 year anniversary. That night, the woman...
Goodbye To Bin Laden
Written by a Viet Nam VetGOD BLESS AMERICA!”In Memory of The Twin Towers”Warning song...
A merchant captain and several of his officers…
A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship after...