Purchasing a turkey
|A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn’t...
Clinton’s Address to the Nation
(Be read when using the Willy voice in your head)SUBJ: Clinton’s Address to the...
Manly signs
“Doctor, doctor!” shouted the woman coming into the doctors offfice. “Ithink I’m turning into...
Why Santa Has No Kids
Why doesn’t Santa have any children?Because he only comes once a year, and when...
Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than…
Why do women pay more attention to their appearance thanto improving their minds? Because...
There were 2 old-maid sisters, both virgins…
There were 2 old-maid sisters… both virgins. It’s Friday night and Gladys looks at...
The 9 Types of Girlfriends
Ms. Nice Guy – “Tickets to the boxing match? Oh Darling, you shouldn’t have”Also...
What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall?
Q: What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall?A: He...
A psychology student at a local university…
A psychology student at a local university was sent on a fieldassignment to evaluate...
Math
Why is math always sad?Because it has too many problems.