Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office…
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office.He opens the door and says to the receptionist,...
Amish father
Q: How does an Amish father find his daughter in the field? A: Pretty...
A construction worker was whistling…
A construction worker was whistling and verbally harassinga young girl as she walked by...
So cold
It was so cold last week I saw a Lawyer with his hands in...
Credit Card Commercial That Never Was
Cover Charge: $15.00Round of Drinks: $23.00Table Dance: $30.00Another Round of Drinks: $23.00Couch Dance and...
A killer butterfly!
|What’s pretty, delicate and carries a sub machine gun?A killer butterfly!
Hippie in a Bar
This hippie walks into a bar, and thinks it’s a restaurant. He walks up...
Innuendo
Q: What does a blonde think an innuendo is?A: An Italian suppository.
Restroom Sign
On her way home a blonde drove past a sign that said “CLEANRESTROOMS 8...
Travel on the plane
|For two solid hours, the lady sitting next to a man on an airplane...