Little Bastard
Guy walks into the bar, goes up to the bartender. Reaching into his pants...
Charitable Donation
A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from...
I want to take money with me
|As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan...
Do you know why single women cannot fart?
Do you know why single women can’t fart? Because, they don’t get assholes untill...
New military tourism
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Religious battle golf
|The Pope met with the College of Cardinals to discuss a proposal from Shimon...
Right to Light
Q. How many right-to-lifers does it take to change a light bulb? A. Three....
A perfect choice
A woman who had been married twice and divorced twice was fed up. Her...
Little Johnny can count.
The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers.”Yes,” he said. “I do....
Actual calls to technical support
|Computer novices may feel like they’re alone these days, but some of the following...