Perfect Day
The Perfect Day According To:HER8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses9:00 5 pounds lighter...
Stupid Insults 31/31
Uses thumbtacks to post notes — on his refrigerator. Uses two hands to eat...
Bible Study Bloopers
The first book of the Bible is Guiness, in which Adam and Eve were...
Paid By Medicaid
A Soviet emigre boy and girl come to a doctor’s office and say: “Doctor,...
Santa and the Blonde!
One Christmas Eve, Santa Claus comes down the chimney and is startled by a...
Sight of Money
I was sorry to hear that a friend of mine dropped out of med...
There are no honest lawyers
|A lawyer named Impos Syble was shopping for a tombstone. After he had made...
Business Mergers
Xerox and Wurlitzer: They’re going to make reproductive organsFairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers: New...
No legs cold.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in your...
The Break-in!
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...