What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?
What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?When the damn coffin lid falls...
On God’s Making a Woman
And God Created The WomanHe was so pleased with his creation that he calls...
Another bar joke
A man walked into a bar and guess what he said. ouch!
How Cold Is Cold?
60 Californians put on sweaters (if they can find one) 50 Miami residents turn...
Di and Dolly Go To Heaven
Princess Diana and Dolly Parton had both died on the same night. When they...
Let Go Please
“Oh doctor,” moaned the woman to the psychiatrist. “Everyone calls me a nymphomaniac!”"I understand,”...
Successful Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did the operation go?”"The operation was a success,...
Christ Not Polish
Why wasn’t Christ born in Poland?Because they couldn’t find three wisemen and a virgin!
Waiting Room
I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had...
Mexican Olympians
Q: Why doesn’t Mexico have an olympic team?A: Cause all of their runners, swimmers,...