Why do blondes drive BMWs?
Why do blondes drive BMWs? Because they can spell it.
You might be a redneck if…ID
Someone asks to see your I.D. and you show them your belt buckle.
a dyslexic man walks into a…
a dyslexic man walks into a bra…Sent by Robert
8 things women won’t say
8. What do you mean today’s our anniversary? 7. Can we not talk to...
An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote…
An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Texas...
What do ya call…
What do you call a blonde in a freezer?A frosted Flake!
Blonde quickies 201-220
201. Q: Whats black and fuzzy and hangs from the ceiling ? A: A...
Shoe shopping
A man walks into a shoe store… …and tries on a pair of shoes....
Out of bounds.
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
If Silicon Graphics ran Christmas…
|Ornaments would be priced slightly higher, but would hang on the tree remarkably quickly....