The String in the bar.
Two pieces of string walked into a bar and ordered a pint. ‘sorry’ said...
The carburettor
“The car won’t start,” aid a wife to her husband. “I think there’s water...
How do you get a man to do situps?
How do you get a man to do situps?Glue the TV remote between his...
Ears lookin at you!
A man with no ears is trying to find a new reporter for their...
A teacher was working with a group of underprivileged children…
A teacher was working with a group of underprivileged children,trying to broaden their horizons...
Bird jokes 01
|Q: Why did the owl, owl?A: Because the woodpecker would peck ‘er!Q: What is...
Farm jokes 03
|What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?Lumpy milkshakes!What is...
Laziness
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day...
Stupid Insults 8/31
Couldn’t find his way through a maze even if the rats helped him. Couldn’t...
You looked a lot like my wife
|A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at...