Yo mama is so lazy
Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has...
Benefits of having Alzheimer’s disease
|5. You never have to watch reruns on television.4. You are always meeting new...
What’s a glow worms favorite song?
|What’s a glow worms favorite song?Wake me up before you glow glow!
A Really Bad Day
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays...
Old man from Trent – Limmerick
There once was an old man from Trent, Whose penis was crooked and bent,...
You’re Drinking Too Much Coffee When . . .
Juan Valdez named his donkey after you. You ski uphill. You get a speeding...
A guy’s fingering his girlfriend…
A guy’s fingering his girlfriend.She says, “Would you take off your ring? It’s hurting...
What\’s worse than a male chauvinist pig?
What’s worse than a male chauvinist pig?A woman that won’t do what she’s told.
Iraqi Pilots
Q: Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter...
Do clever men make good husbands?
NOVICE: Do clever men make good husbands?SAGE: Clever men don’t BECOME husbands!