Gimme some aspirin!
Joe has always had an uncontrollable twitch in hisleft eyelid since young. Fred has...
Ten Dollar Flight
Stumpy Grider and his Wife Martha were from Portland, Maine. Every year they went...
You know why a dog licks his ass?
You know why a dog licks his ass?Because he knows in five minutes he’ll...
Things Found Only In America
1. Only in America…… can a pizza get to your house faster than an...
Get Me Another Lawyer
Defendant: Your Honor, I want you to appoint me another lawyer.Judge: And why is...
One for the Mrs!
An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who...
Doctor! Doctor!
A woman goes to the doctor’s and says, “Doctor, Doctor, you have to help...
The system crash song
|SYSTEM CRASH (to the tune of “The Monster Mash”) I was working in the...
Dog jokes 08
|Q: What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?A:...
CelebRate!
The Pope dies and, naturally, goes to heaven. He’s met by the reception committee,...