The bum on a street
|A bum asks a man for $2. The man asked, “Will you buy booze?”...
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona…
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he noticesthat the oil-pressure light is...
Definitions from Kids
Science definitions from Kids…H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water.To collect fumes...
Why is urine yellow and sperm white?
Q: Why is urine yellow and sperm white?A: So men can tell if they...
Six Most Important Men in a Woman’s Life
THE DOCTOR because he says “Take your clothes off.”THE DENTIST because he says “Open...
If Cray made toasters…
If Cray made toasters…They would cost $16 million but would be faster thanany other...
Ballerina
What did the ballerina do when she hurt her foot?She called the toe truck!
Blonde in front of a firing squad.
Three women were being held in a foreign country. They were slated for the...
Birth Control
An elderly woman went into the doctor?s office. When the doctor asked why she...
Love and Marriage!
I’m really steamed at my wife. She is so immature!Last night I was taking...