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Posts empty articles to Usenet, and enjoys rereading them later. Prefers three left turns...
Men and Spray Paint Alike
Why are men and spray paint alike?One squeeze and they’re all over you.
Why did God give men larger brains than dogs?
Why did God give men larger brains than dogs? So they won’t hump women’s...
Seashore with family
|A doctor was vacationing at the seashore with his family. Suddenly, he spotted a...
A Round For The House
A drunk walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, buy everyone in the house...
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk…
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are draggingtheir right foot...
Harpsichord jokes
|The late Sir Thomas Beecham used to say the sound of the harpsichord is...
Origin of Lawyers
An anxious woman goes to her doctor.”Doctor,” she asks nervously, “can you get pregnant...
The Dreams
A husband and wife had been fighting for 3-4 days.The next morning they got...
English vs Ebonics
English: This is your Captain speaking, we have leveled off and are cruising at...