Hick computer terms
|Log On: Makin’ the wood stove hotter.Log Off: Don’t add no wood.Monitor: Keepin’ an...
Battle on the Ocean
Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew were...
Ways to Annoy People
1. Leave the copy machine set to 99 copies, reduce 200%, extra dark, 17-inch...
Indians and Polish
|There were two Indians and a Polish fellow walking along together in the desert,...
Persistency Act
A guy hears a knocking on his door. He opens it up, and noone...
What is green, has four legs and smells like woman?
What is green, has four legs and smells like woman?The white house’s pool table
On the right track?
A brunette was walking on the railroad tracks saying, “21…21….21….” when a blonde jumped...
It’s 11 o’clock…
In America the late night news used to broadcast this message:”It’s 11 o’clock do...
Animals Q & A
|Q: Diner: I can’t eat this chicken. Call the manager.A: Waiter: It’s no use....
M & M Factory
Q. Why can’t blonds work at the M & M Factory?A. They throw out...