Stealing the camera
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Revocation of Independence
To the citizens of the United States of America:In light of your failure to...
You’re back again?
|The Judge said to the defendant. “I thought I told you I never wanted...
Rejected Hallmark Cards
Rejected Hallmark Cards:So your daughter’s a hooker, and it spoiled your day… Look at...
Picking on Chelsea Clinton :)
One day, Clinton called the White House interior decorator into the Oval Office.He was...
Bumper Stickers
** EARTH FIRST! We’ll strip mine the other planets later.** If you can read...
No Batteries?
Little four-year-old Julie was looking at her new baby brother for the first time....
Things Not To Do At A Hostage Negotiation
As Hostage Taker: Demand to speak only with FBI agents Fox Mulder and Dana...
What is the most popular pick up line in a gay bar?
Question: What is the most popular pick up line in a gay bar? Answer:...
A wonderful exercise
A neighbor of mine, Myron, in his mid-50′s, had a relatively minorheart attack, and...