Part of the service
|Polceman: “I’m afraid that I’m going to have to lock you up for the...
Bad Santa
A little girl asked santa to send her a sister. Santa said on one...
It finally dawned
“How did it happen?” the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he setthe man’s...
Timberland.
A rich lady from California, who was a tree hugger and a vociferous anti-...
Christmas and Hanukkah Merger
Continuing the current trend of large-scale mergers and acquisitions, itwas announced today at a...
Pregnancy Test
The blonde had been married about a year when one day the she came...
My dog ate my homework
“Johnny, where’s your homework?” Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy while holding...
Mexican Olympians
Q: Why doesn’t Mexico have an olympic team?A: Cause all of their runners, swimmers,...
Crackers
Q:What do you get when a duck and a cow cross the road? A:Milk...
Guide to Religions.
A short guide to comparative religions:Taoism : Shit Happens.Buddhism : If shit happens it’s...