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Patient: My tongue tingles when I touch it to a cracked walnut wrapped in...
Cinderella
Why did the baseball coach throw Cinderella off the team?Because she ran away from...
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What’s long and hard and excites a girl whenshe’s finally lucky enough to get...
A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar…
A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar one night.He glanced...
Packers
Why did the Packers tear up the end zone after a Vikings Game?There was...
How to shoot yourself in the foot
|Assembler: You shoot yourself in the foot.Ada: The Department of Defense shoots you in...
How many Los Angeles police officers does it take to beat up,,,
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Pregnancy Advice…
Q. Am I more likely to get pregnant if my husband wears boxers rather...
Screwy Date
It’s the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He’s...
The Smart Clerk!
A really huge muscular guy with a bad stutter goes to a counter in...