Plastic Wrap
This cazy guy walks into an insane asylum wearing nothing but plastic wrap as...
IN THE BAG
|A “tourist,” supposedly on a golf holiday, stood in line at the customs counter....
A man and wife entered a…
A man and wife entered a dentist’s office.The Wife said, “I want a tooth...
An IRS scam
WARNING! PLEASE READ IMMEDIATELY! THIS IS SERIOUS! If you get an envelope from a...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard I
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard INever walk down the hall without a document...
A pile of one liners!
Why are sheep always in a field? Because they can’t get out !Who gives...
She’s not a babe, she’s…
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:She is not a BABE or...
Do clever men make good husbands?
NOVICE: Do clever men make good husbands?SAGE: Clever men don’t BECOME husbands!
How do you sink a Polish submarine?
How do you sink a Polish submarine? You knock on the door.
Advantage: Woman!
Why it’s better to be a Woman!1. We got off the Titanic first.2. We...