Only once
“Miss Jones, we can’t employ you as a model,” the editor from themen’s magazine...
Gigolo
Q. What’s the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?A. A gigolo only screws...
Warning labels
If government is going to put health warning labels on beer, wine and liquor,...
Who makes all the bras for brunettes?
Who makes all the bras for brunettes? Fisher-Price
Time to quit
As the end of the day drew near, the handsome executive called his newly...
Blonde’s memo to her boss
TO: BossFROM: BlondieRE: Changing Calendars from Y2K I hope that I haven’t misunderstood your...
Lawyer’s club
|A gang of robbers broke into a lawyer’s club by mistake. The old legal...
What causes people to have arthritis?
|A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...
A young, freshly minted lieutenant…
A young, freshly minted lieutenant was sent to Bosnia as part of the peace...
The Crying Horse
One day a guy walks into a bar. The bartender says “if you can...