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Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?Shut up and help me get grandma off the doorknob!
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VIII
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Think about it!
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don’t have film. Seen it all, done it...
The 2 moose hunters…
These two hunters went moose hunting every year without success.Finally they came up with...
The Splice
A man went to a doctor to have his penis enlarged. Well, this particular...
Imagine you`re in a room with no windows and no doors…
Imagine you`re in a room with no windows and no doors,how do you get...
Blonde Lesbian
Did ya hear about the blonde lesbian? She liked guys!
Wash Hair In Sink
Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?A: Because, that’s where you’re...
Coffee Time
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