If a vegetarian eats vegetables…
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
The Bobbitt Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my penis I will keep,...
Heated passions
Mike and Keith are playing golf one hot Sunday afternoon. While approaching the sixteenth...
I\’m George Washington
A man who thinks he’s George Washington has been seeing a psychiatrist. He finishes...
Watch what you say!
My wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to our...
Devil herself
A fellow’s wife was very worried about her husband’s heavy drinking and one night...
Wandering Tribes
Do you know why the tribes of Israel wandered in the desert for 40...
A large difference
A man went to the doctor’s. The doctor came in and said,”Well, I’ve got...
Bee jokes 03
|Q: What does a bee get at McDonalds?A: A humburger!Q: What buzzes, is black...