Agnostic Insomniac Dyslexic
What does an agnostic, insomniac, dyslexic do? Stay up all night wondering if there...
A dog for a wife
It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his firstassignment, and it...
What you do best!
This suave-looking Redneck, (ok, just pretend there is one) walks into a bar and...
A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks…
A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks stopsinto a...
Green Circles
A woman goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor, I’ve got a bit of...
Touched By Dallas Cowgirl
Q: What’s the smart thing to do if a Dallas Cowgirl touches you?A: Touchback.
Doctor’s Notes 2
At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and...
Blonde Horses Around
There once was this blonde riding a horse. After a while it began to...
Pulled over.
A driver was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. As the officer...
Proverbs as finished by a fourth grade class
Proverbs as finished by a fourth grade class:It is always darkest…Just before you flunk...