Top Things You Should Not Say At A Funeral
Geez, what died in here? He looks natural but those shoes do not go...
police glow worm
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Dead dog
A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the countryside with a pet dog which...
Pantyhose
Q. How many animals can you get into one pair of pantyhose? A. Several....
Ready for some Football?
An old man and his wife have gone to bed.After laying there a few...
Thin People Don’t
|By Barbara Florio GrahamFrom McCall’s, June, 1983I read every diet I can get my...
Men say = Men really mean.
I’m hungry = I’m hungry.I’m sleepy = I’m sleepy.I’m tired = I’m tired.Do you...
Revocation of Independence
To the citizens of the United States of America:In light of your failure to...
OLD never dies
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Thirty minutes before a plane landed, its cabin lights came on…
Thirty minutes before a plane landed, its cabin lights came on,indicating to the flight...