Little Johnny comes home from school…
Little Johnny comes home from school with a note from his teacher, indicating that...
Only Time
I think the only reason my husband likes to go fishing so much is...
The Punk and the Old Fart
There was an old man in a bar who was staring at a punk...
Granny and the Cop.
An elderly couple were driving across the country.The woman was driving when she got...
Strong Britain
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If Timex ran Christmas…
|The holiday would be cheap, small, quartz-crystal driven, and would let you take a...
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctors office…
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office.After the check-up, the doctor took...
Beer Bottle
What do a blonde and a beer bottle have in common? They’re both empty...
Bilingual Dog
A police dog responds to an ad for work with the FBI. “Well,” says...
Bartender Help
An armless man walked into a bar which is empty except for the bartender.He...