Mom, can little girls have babies?
Little Johnny came running into the house and asked,”Mommy, can little girls have babies?”"No”,...
How big is the penis of Bill Clinton?
How big is Bill Clinton’s Penis? Not as big as Hillary’s
Doughgirl Is Sick
In response to calls for sexual equity, Pillsbury recently added a newPillsbury Doughgirl character...
The game of golf!
In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it...
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnant…
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnantwoman and a Playboy centerfold?Nothing, if the pregnant...
It’s not a big deal, but it feels good
A man comes home from work one day and he says to his wife:...
Cat jokes 03
|Q: What looks like half a cat?A: The other half!Q: What was the name...
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?”Chop chop.”
Willy’s rolling down the hall of a retirement home…
Willy’s rolling down the hall of a retirement home actinglike he’s driving a car,...
Make my own bed
Innkeeper: The room is $15. a night. It’s $5. if you make your own...