In Common
What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?Men always miss...
Letter from grandma
One day I recieved a letter from grandma…The other day I went up to...
Redneck on a Computer
10. The monitor is up on blocks.9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.8....
Have you ever smelled moth balls?
Have you ever smelled moth balls? – How did you get their little legs...
Man With Most Intelligence Gone
What do you call a man with 90% of his intelligence gone?Divorced
Cannibal Food
Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t...
Programming language acronyms
|ADA: A Dumb ArrangementADA: A Dumb AcronymADA: A Dumb AnnoyanceBASIC: Boring And Shamelessly Idiotic...
Corruption
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness....
Bad news
A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the...
A political man to a woman…
A political man to a woman, “You look beautiful today!!!!”The woman replied, “Thanks, but...