Redneck Logic
Two rednecks decided that they weren’t going anywhere in life and thought they should...
National Anthem
Ex-President Clinton is currently writing a new National Anthem.It’s called, “Yank My Doodle, It’s...
Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town…
Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town and sees Indian sitting on his porch.Cowboy: Hey, cool...
Iowa Crazy Law
It is a violation of the law to sell or distribute drugs or narcotics...
White Hoose
I don’t think this whole White House scandal is good for parents. I caught...
Constipation Remedy
A Bama Graduate was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositories.A week later...
How do you know when a redneck isn’t wearing any underwear?
How do you know when a redneck isn’t wearing any underwear?There’s dandruff on his/her...
Did you hear that Oprah Winfrey was arrested at the airport for drug smuggling?
Did you hear that Oprah Winfrey was arrestedat the airport for drug smuggling?It seems...
Let Me Warm You
This couple out on a date get a flat tire while driving along on...
I’d Love To But…
Next time you’re invited to a boring social event, try one of these excuses...