Show and Tell…
The teacher asked the students to bring one electrical appliance for”Show & Tell,” and...
come to the webbing
|What did the spider say to the fly?We’re getting married do you want to...
Help!
Operator, operator, call me an ambulance!!! Okay, sir, you’re an ambulance!
Comparing Men/Women at the ATM…
Instructions for the guys:1. Pull up to ATM2. Insert Card3. Enter PIN4. Take cash,...
What is the worst part about getting a lung transplant?
What’s the worst part about getting a lung transplant?The first couple of times you...
What’s the worst thing about being a paedophile?
Q: What’s the worst thing about being a paedophile?A: Having to go to bed...
Well Done!
A man’s house is on fire. No help is in sight so he takes...
The Laws of Work…
The first 90% of project takes 90% of the time, the last 10% takes...
Genie and the Taliban
Three guys, a Canadian, Osama bin Laden, and George W. Bush are out walking...
Green Lipstick
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?A: Because red means stop.