Blondes & OJ
Did you hear about the blonde that stared at an orange juice can for20...
Your New Year Resolution
|Are you sick of making the same resolutions year after year and yet you...
Brand new
A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in...
A man comes home and hears hard breathing female noises…
A man comes home and hears hard breathing female noises frominside the aprtment, walks...
A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach…
A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach contemplating how badlyscrewed she got...
The new nun
The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she...
What does it mean when the flag at the…
What does it mean when the flag at thePost Office is flying at half...
Wrong Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did that appendectomy go?”"Appendectomy?” shrieks the other. “I...
Zen Quotes
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk...
Doctor! I swallowed a pillow!
|Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.Doctor: How do you feel?Patient: A little...