How many women with PMS does it take to…
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in alight bulb?A:...
The Code of Ethical Behavior for Patients
|1. Do not expect your doctor to share your discomfort.Involvement with the patient’s suffering...
Mother In Law Happiness
Happiness is defined as opening your refrigerator to find your mother-in-law’s picture on the...
This vet must belong to an HMO!
A man rushed into the veterinarian’s office carrying his dog, thoroughly distraught. The vet...
More Your Mommas
Your Momma sooo ugly, when she go to the beach the tide don’t come...
Buzz Buzz Buzz!
A man and a woman have just finished shagging when suddenly a bee flies...
Guru and Novacaine
Why did the guru refuse Novacaine when he went to his dentist?He wanted to...
LICENSE TO STEAL
|Two Kentucky men tried to pull the front off a cash machine by running...
What is the definition of an overbite?
What is the definition of an overbite?When you go down on a girl and...
What do you call a Japanese drummer boy whose father has diarrhea?
What do you call a Japanese drummer boy whose father has diarrhea?A slap happy...