A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot…
A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot for hisbirthday. The only problem with this...
Editing the Prescription
The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said, “Since we are the...
What type of prize did you win?
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Benefits of having Alzheimer’s
Benefits of having Alzheimer’s: You can wrap your own presents. You are always meeting...
If IBM ran Christmas…
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The Redneck Capenter…
Some men in a pickup truck drove to a lumber yard.One of the men...
This man got his prescription for Viagra…
This man got his prescription for Viagra, and goes home to get ready for...
Jesus meets Joseph
St. Peter has a day-off from his duties at the gates to Heaven and...
Wide Load
You know you’re a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign...
Top ten things not to say on your Anniversary
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