Salad
Boss asks secretary “Do you know what the difference is between a Caesar Salad...
All Lawyers are Assholes
A guy in a bar stands up and says, “All lawyers are assholes.” Another...
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car…
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car.Glancing at the car, he was astounded...
The Dirty Old Man…
An old man was on the beach and walked up to a beautiful girl...
No Legs, Ditch
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a...
What’s an Australian kiss?
Q. What’s an Australian kiss?A. The same thing as a French kiss, only down...
On visting a seriously ill lawyer in the hospital…
On visting a seriously ill lawyer in the hospital, his friend found himsitting up...
The dyslexic satanist.
Who did the dyslexic satanist worship?Santa.
The Golfers
One of the regular foursome was sick, so a new member named George filled...
Alligator and a Bet
A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He...