One more thing like that
“Great, just what I need,” she moaned as he broughthome a new microwave oven....
Grasshopper than a cricket
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How To Be A Man!
1. Don’t call, ever.2. Name your penis. Be sure it is something narcissistic and...
did you hear about…
Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?Did...
Country Name
The kindergarten teacher was showing her class an encyclopedia page picturing several national flags....
A man was playing a game of golf…
A man was playing a game of golf, and on hole 16, he hit...
Ten Important Men In Woman’s Life
They are: Her Doctor; he says, “Take your clothes off.”Her Dentist; he says, “Open...
A hoppercraft!
|What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?A hoppercraft!
May I borrow your dog for a few days?
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The Golden Toilet
There was this guy, let’s call him bob. One night Bob went to about...