Dem’ smart city folk
|A man from the city is out plowing his field and gets his tractor...
Funniness
Q What`s the difference between engagement and hemaroihds?A When the hemaroihds are over you...
A real dilemma
I have this friend who has a real dilemma. His wife won’t give him...
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona…
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he noticesthat the oil-pressure light is...
Giuseppi walks into work, and he says…
Giuseppi walks into work, and he says, “Ey, Tony! You know who’s-a George Washington?”Tony...
The 12 marriages!
A lawyer got married to a woman who had previously been married 12 times....
Pulling Teeth
A man & wife entered a dentist’s office. The Wife said, “I want a...
How a man can tell if a woman has PMS
She stops reading Glamour and starts reading Guns and Ammo.She considers chocolate a major...
Three vampires go to a bar
|Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down at a table. The waitress...
Texan Computer Terms
“Hard drive” — Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires...