Smitty the Parrot’s Birthday
Harry says to his pet parrot Smitty, “What do you want for your birthday?”...
In the bar.
A guy walks into a bar. He’s a rather large, menacing chap. He chugs...
A furrier from the US goes to Helsinki…
A furrier from the US goes to Helsinki to buy furs.He arranges for a...
Taking Temperature
This guy took his nymphomaniac wife to the sex therapist for treatment.”This is one...
Musician jokes
|Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?A: Twenty. 1...
Why Babies Need Lots Of Clothes
1. Because baby eats. Eating is a messy job for a baby. If you...
An elderly couple walk into a doctor office…
An elderly couple walk into a doctor’s office. The man tells the doctor, “Doctor,...
Did you know that Mike Tyson has an upcoming bout with…
Did you know that Mike Tyson has an upcoming bout with Prince Charles? It...
Stirring Prescription
Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put...
The last request
Father O’Grady was saying his goodbyes to the parishionersafter his Sunday morning service as...