Should have glasses
|A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says “Lady, it...
It’s croak-et!
|Whats a frogs favorite game?It’s croak-et!
Five penises
A man goes into a doctor’s office and says “Doctor! Doctor! I have fivepenises!”The...
An ode to old age
|There’s quite an art to falling apart as the years go by,And life doesn’t...
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
|Why did the lizard go on a diet?It weighed too much for its scales!
The local District Judge
|The local District Judge had given the defendant a lecture on the evils of...
The Bobbitt Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my penis I will keep,...
Signs You Hired The Wrong Kid To Mow Your Lawn
He shows up with a pair of nail clippers and a Ziploc bag. On...
Looking forward to old age.
There were three elderly men sitting in wheelchairs on the porch one sunny afternoon....
Are You About to Employ a Robot?
Are You About to Employ a Robot? This test was written by ME, Roger...