Chinese learned this
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
Church announcement bloopers!
15 actual announcements taken from church bulletins:1. Don’t let worry kill you- let the...
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?The sound of the zipper scares the sheep.Sent by Lou
How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed?
How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed?When the big hand is on...
When Reaches Orgasm
Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm?A1: She drops her nail-file!A2:...
Mrs. Jones is having her house painted…
Mrs. Jones is having her house painted, and her husband comeshome from work and...
How to speak Southern
|WORLD FAMOUS SOUTHERN TALKBECOME A NATIVE SOUTHERNERHow to talk native SOUTHERN in one easy...
Making Comparisons
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German,...
15 Signs You Forgot Secretaries Day
15 Signs You Forgot Someone On Secretaries Day1. Phone messages delivered on end of...
Beer Bottle
What do a blonde and a beer bottle have in common? They’re both empty...