The Operation
A young lady is in the hospital for an operation.She says, “Doc, how long...
The Crook & The President
One Day The President was out jogging without his guards.All of a sudden a...
This man was sitting quietly reading his paper…
This man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when...
More Office Wisdom…
A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in...
What is a breathanalyzer?
“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...
Dumb intercourse
“Information. Can I help you?”"I’d like the number of the Theater Guild, please.”"One moment,...
The programmer’s cheer
|Shift to the left, shift to the right!Pop up, push down, byte, byte, byte!
No More Tricks
A newlywed bride and groom had been busy at “it” for three days straight.The...
Rating your Christmas parties
|If you threw a party, the worst thing you could have done was throw...