When to slap a midget?
When is the only polite time to slap a midget?When he says, “Gee, your...
80 year old man
An elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest, “Father, I’m 80...
Bees pay you a visit
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Unsanitary conditions
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Not so wise
In a small southern town I saw a wonderful nativity scene, but one feature...
Top 10 signs of a bad christmas tree.
Top 10 signs you bought a bad christmas tree:10. Two feet tall, forty feet...
Two wives were airing their troubles…
Two wives were airing their troubles:”I’d like to get a divorce,” said the first.”My...
Two goldfish are in a tank…
Two goldfish are in a tank.One said to the other:’Do you know how to...
Carstianity
“Haul a Yugo. Haul a Yugo.” Gearly beloved, we are Blazered here in the...
There was a young Scotsman called Andy…
There was a young Scotsman called Andy,Who knocked over his bottle of Shandy.He lifted...