Piccolo joke
|Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?A: Shoot one.
Brand Name Condoms
Which condom would you use?Nike Condoms: Just do it.Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.Diet...
Moles
A momma mole, papa mole, and baby mole lived in a hole outside of...
Stacey makes a new friend at school and invites her…
Stacey makes a new friend at school and invites her home for the first...
OUCH AND DOUBLE OUCH!
A couple hobbled into a Washington (state) emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels....
Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town…
Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town and sees Indian sitting on his porch.Cowboy: Hey, cool...
Marrying and divorcing in Heaven
It seems that a devout, good couple was about to get married,but a tragic...
Fly Buzzing
Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde’s head?A: A Space...
Whats a blondes favorite surgery?
Whats a blonde’s favorite surgery?A Slipodictomy.
Eating some peanuts
|There was an old man whose family could no longer afford to take care...