Two blondes in heaven
One blond says to another, “how did you die”? “I froze to death,” says...
Blonde quickies 21-40
Q1: How can you tell if a blonde’s been using the computer?A: There’s white-out...
Great Female Comebacks
Man: “Haven’t we met before?”Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the VD Clinic.”Man: “Haven’t...
Help me Doc!
Woman: Doctor, my husband tells me my pussy’s too big. So I’d like you...
English to Chinese Translation!
ENGLISH PHRASE———————-CHINESE TRANSLATIONAre you harboring a fugitive?——–Hu Yu Hai Ding?See me A.S.A.P.———————-Kum Hia NaoStupid...
Why did Santa Anna bring only 4000 troops to the Alamo?
why did Santa Anna bring only 4000 troops to the Alamo?he only had 2...
Elderly romance
There’s an elderly man and woman sitting in the sunroom of a retirement home....
Gift for a birthday
|A fellow was very much in love with a beautiful girl. One day she...
St Peter is standing at the pearly gates one day…
An Australian joke…St Peter is standing at the pearly gates one day when a...
Put me into a fighting mood
|Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put...