To Buxom Waitress:
Q: What did the blonde customer say to the buxom waitress(reading her name tag)?A:...
Make a last request
|Two men, sentenced to die in the electric chair on the same day were...
The pre-birth class
|When our second child was on the way, my wife and I attended a...
What is green and smells like pig?
What’s green and smells like pig? – Kermit’s fingers.
Penny Offer
Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for herthoughts?A:...
A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid…
A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The officeworker asked...
Biblical constipation
Who are the five most constipated men in the Old Testament?1) Cain wasn’t Abel.2)...
Marriage and Cheating
Marriage was invented because it’s only so much fun to cheat at cards.
Can You Read This
A young woman, two months pregnant, went to see her obstetrician. He was in...
Yo mamas so fat … skittles
Yo mamas so fat she sat on Saturn and skittles started falling out