Violin jokes
|Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?A: The bow...
Why do women have legs?
why do women have legs?have you ever seen the mess that slugs leave behind!??
An Irish couple
|An Irish couple, whose married bliss was not without a few “squalls” received a...
Two fools are about to go flying
|Two morons stand on a cliff with their arms outstretched. One has some budgies...
So the elephant says to the naked man…
So the elephant says to the naked man . . .”You breathe through that...
Parrot with no legs
This guy is setting at a bar, and he’s had a lot to drink...
The couple was dining out when the wife noticed…
The couple was dining out when the wife noticed a familiar face at the...
Quack, Quack
There was this city doctor who started a practice in the countryside. He once...
Redneck and a Trailer
Q: What does a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common? A: Somebody’s...
Bullfighters
What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?Quattro sinko.