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Kansas Crazy Law
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A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to...
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My wife came home yesterday and said, “Honey, the car won’t start, but I...
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Customer support logs
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A burglar, needing money to pay his income taxes, decided to rob the safe...
I love my wife
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Why firemen have dogs
A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one...
DUMB Questions Part 1!
A stitch in time saves nine. Nine what?Are there any unguided missiles?Are you breaking...