Sick of the Holidays
|Signs You’re Sick of the Holidays8. You’ve got red and green bags under your...
She’s Smoking
Two young couples marry the same day and, being all friends, leave together for...
Tracking a Shoo-be-doo-be
Q: What do you look for when you’re tracking a shoo-be-doo-be?A: Shoo-be-doo-be-doo.
A man walks into a doctor’s office with a…
A man walks into a doctor’s office with a frog stuck to his head.Doctor:...
Gum Crossing
Why did the gum cross the road? -it was stuck to the chickens foot!
A political man to a woman…
A political man to a woman, “You look beautiful today!!!!”The woman replied, “Thanks, but...
Signs and notices 19
These are supposedly actual signs that have been found in and around parts of...
How to break the nose of a blonde.
Q: How do you break the nose on a blonde?A: You put a dildo...
Hollow
Why can’t a ghost have sex??Because he has a hollow weenie!
American University Grading Procedures
American University Grading Procedures Here is a list of the ways professors here at...