Lost in a balloon
|Two hobbyists get into their balloon for an excursion. After a while, the wind...
Here’s your fee schedule
|A lawyer calls his client to tell him about his fee schedule.”Alright,” the lawyer...
Give 100%
ALWAYS GIVE 100% AT WORK:12% Monday 23% Tuesday 40% Wednesday 20% Thursday 5% Friday
Ring, ring!
*ring* *ring*”Hello?” Hearing only heavy breathing on the line, the woman repeated, “Hello?”"I’ll bet...
Put-Downs Galore!
Some good put-downs…ya’ never know when you’ll need one!I refuse to enter a battle...
A Short Time to Live
A man hasn’t been feling well, so he goes to his doctor for a...
Three altar boys are standing in the snow with…
Three altar boys are standing in the snow with their pants down around their...
A clear moral
One day at the end of class little Billy’s teacher has the class go...
No Pubic Hair?
A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute’s terms.When she undressed, he noticed...
A black guy walks into a tavern with a parrot…
A black guy walks into a tavern with a parrot on his shoulder…thebartender looks...