Farm jokes 07
|Where does a woodsman keep his pigs?In a hog cabin!What is the slowest racehorse...
What is blonde, has six legs, and roams…
Q: What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’sdreams every night??A: Hansons.
Did you hear about the new paint on the market?
Did you hear about the new paint on the market?It’s called Blonde. It’s not...
Workout at the gym
|At the Gym For Christmas this year my wife purchased me a week of...
You Know You’re From California When…
You Know You’re From California When…1. The fastest part of your commute is down...
How did you do that??
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street.”Well, Morrie, how’s your warehouse business going?”. “Oy...
Reason For Divorce
One of the reasons that fifty percent of marriages end in divorce is that...
What is green, has four legs and smells like woman?
What is green, has four legs and smells like woman?The white house’s pool table
make a glow worm happy
|How do you make a glow worm happy?Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted!
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle…
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He’s got two large...