Programmer’s drinking song
|99 little bugs in the code,99 bugs in the code,Fix one bug, compile it...
I flattened your cat
|Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a...
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?Because everybody that can Run,...
Diary of a New Snow Shoveler
Diary of a New Snow ShovelerDecenber 8th 6:00 PM It started to snow. The...
How to give your Cat a Pill.
1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm...
Musical Instruments
Why does Clinton play the saxophone?’Cause he can no longer play with his ‘hore-monica!
Two buddies get together and decide to…
Two buddies get together and decide togo to a whorehouse, one of them tired...
Dear God (Christmas)
Johnny was, by all accounts, the worst eight year old kid on earth. He...
An old man and old woman got married and went on their honeymoon…
An old man and old woman got married and went on their honeymoon. They...
Condoms For Every Man
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen...