Funny Instruction Labels
These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods: On Sears hairdryer: Do not use...
Doing the right thing
Son : Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he...
Cat jokes 02
|Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep?A: A...
We go bear hunting
|Two Polish hunters were driving through the country to go bear hunting. They came...
AHH, THAT’S BETTER!
|A judge in Louisville decided a jury went “a little bit too far” in...
Inventing Wire
How was wire invented?Two lawyers pulling on a penny.
How do you know when your girlfriend is on anabolic steroids?
How do you know when your girlfriend is on anabolic steroids?When she flips you...
Insult Collection #4
I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you! I think...
Why do elephants have 4 feet?
Why do elephants have 4 feet? -Because 4 inches isn’t enough.
At the Doctors…
At the Doctor’s… -A young woman said to her doctor, “You have to help...