Why is urine yellow and sperm white?
Q: Why is urine yellow and sperm white?A: So men can tell if they...
That was no piccolo
|Two musicians are walking down the street, and one says to the other, “Who...
Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra?
Q. Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra? A. When you...
A fly in my beer!
One day an Englishman, an American, and a Canadian walked into a pubtogether. The...
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?”Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”
What was the first thing your husband said to you…
Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke...
Pickles
Q: Why don’t blondes eat pickles?A: Because they can’t get their head in the...
Bejewelled Portrait
Mrs. Whembleton decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me...
Skunks
What do you call a pair of skunks that are 69′ing?OdorEaters!!!
Some quick thinking!
A man and a woman meet at bar one day and are getting along...