How do you re-sleeve a prostitue?
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue? – Put a leg of ham up her...
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood and Bill Clinton…
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood andBill Clinton all had a spelling contest,...
Editing the Prescription
The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said, “Since we are the...
Another bar joke
A man walked into a bar and guess what he said. ouch!
Clinton in Oz!
The last four U.S. Presidents are caught in a tornado in Kansas, and off...
This vet must belong to an HMO!
A man rushed into the veterinarian’s office carrying his dog, thoroughly distraught. The vet...
The little puppy
One day there was a little puppy dog laying beside one of the rails...
The angry preacher…
The angry preacher…The preacher rose with a red face. “Someone in this congregation has...
Attempts by the dumb
SIX DIE TRYING TO SAVE CHICKEN – August 1, 1995 CAIRO, Egypt (AP) –...
Sneezes
A man and woman are seated next to each other on a plane. After...