Name It
After a hot, hard day’s work Joe went into a bar to quench his...
Helping To Clean The Dishes
Just after the maid had been fired, she took five bucks from her purse...
Who Said That?
It was the first day of school in Marietta, Georgia, and a new student...
The Bobbitt Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my penis I will keep,...
Women’s Breasts Like a Train Set
Why are women’s breasts like a train set a kid gets at Christmas time?Because...
Men Like Paper Cups
Why are men like paper cups?They’re dispensable.
Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone…
Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone, but didn’t havechange for a dollar....
Good fortune
A man walks along a lonely beach. Suddenly he hears a deep voice: DIG...
Animal Crackers.
A mother and her young son returned from the grocery store and began putting...
Let’s Swear
Mother calls up stairs, “You boys better get down here and eat your breakfast...