Professions
Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions....
In the Bathroom
If you’re an American when you’re out of the bathroom, what are you when...
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting…
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting.She’s very lovely, but is best...
Where are you callin’ from
|Gallagher opened the morning newspaper and was dumbfounded to read in the obituary column...
What did the German clockmaker say to the clock…
What did the German clockmaker say to the clock that only went ‘tick, tick,tick’?'Ve...
Psychiatric Christmas Carols
Schizophrenia — Do You Hear What I Hear?Multiple Personality — We Three Queens Disoriented...
I haven’t spoken in months
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months, I don’t like to interrupt...
Signs
Sign on a brake repair shop in Joliet, Illinois, “We stand in front of...
How do you cure…
How do you cure constipation?Sit on a block of cheese and swallow a mouse!
The modest man is in the hospital for a series of test…
The modest man is in the hospital for a series of test. One of...