Wide Load
You know you’re a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign...
6 Double Vodkas
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman “Give...
50-50 relationship
What do men consider a 50-50 relationship?We cook, they eat! We clean, they dirty!...
A woman in the labor ward of the general hospital…
A woman in the labor ward of the general hospital, legs spread wide, lets...
Signs Your Car Might Be A Lemon
Motor Trend never mentioned a “Chevrolet Caca.” Manufactured in Zchkynk, Crzyktjkystan. Passenger-side “airbag” is...
Mother’s dictionary
|Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.Defense: What...
Baptizing the Drunk!
A drunk stumbles along a baptismal service on Sunday afternoon down by the river.He...
What’s the difference between a barmaid in the evening and…
What’s the difference between a barmaid inthe evening and a barmaid at night?A barmaid...
Drugs have a generic name.
Generic Drug Names:Tylenol is Acetaminophen, Advil is Ibuprofen, Penicillin is Amoxycillin.So what’s the generic...
How do you drownd a blonde?
How do you drownd a blonde???You place a scratch and sniff sticker at the...