lawyer and a mosquito
|What’s the difference between a lawyer and a mosquito?A mosquito drops off you when...
Shared Decision Making
My wife and I have an agreement that works… She is responsible for the...
Accountant and farmer
|A man walking along a road in the countryside comes across a shepherd and...
Beltway Holdups
TRAFFIC JAM A man on his way home from work at the Pentagon came...
Angry Wife
A man left from work one Friday afternoon. But, being payday, instead of going...
How many Polish people does it take to milk a cow?
How many polish people does it take to milk a cow?9, four to hold...
BAR TROUBLESHOOTING CHART
SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.FAULT: Glass empty.ACTION: Get someone to buy you another...
What is intelligence?
|Two men were digging a ditch on a very hot day. One said to...
Baking humor
Veteran Pillsbury spokesman, Pop N. Fresh, died yesterday of a severe yeastinfection. He was...
Dope
Grow your own dope! Plant a blonde!